Chris Farley 90s SNL Schmitt’s Gay Beer Pool Party Swim Trunks
Dive headfirst into summer hilarity with these one-of-a-kind Chris Farley swim trunks—an ode to the iconic SNL Schmitt’s Gay sketch, reimagined in Joshy’s signature watercolor style. Picture this: shimmering turquoise and pink pool water, a vintage-style Schmitt’s Gay beer bottle on the left leg, the classic logo on the right, and Chris Farley himself—mid-swoon, flipping his sunglasses to check out some hunks—proudly printed on the right butt cheek. Yes, it’s art. Yes, it’s functional. Yes, it’s gay pool party perfection.
Made from lightweight, fast-drying 100% polyester, these trunks are built for cannonballs, flirtatious side-eyes, and spontaneous dance-offs by the cabana. Complete with mesh-lined side pockets and a breathable mesh basket lining for all-day comfort, these are your go-to trunks for Pride, pool hangs, or any backyard bash that needs a little extra fabulous.
Product Details:
• 100% polyester
• Mesh-lined side pockets
• Extra light & fast-drying fabric (3.54 oz/yd² or 120 g/m²)
• Mesh basket lining for comfort
• Drawstring waistband for the perfect fit
• Printed care label inside
Get ready to soak up summer in trunks that scream “Look at those hunks!”—literally.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist width, in | 14.50 | 15.00 | 16.00 | 16.50 | 17.50 | 18.50 | 19.00 |
| Length, in | 14.50 | 15.00 | 15.70 | 16.10 | 17.00 | 17.50 | 18.00 |
| Hip width, in | 19.69 | 20.47 | 21.26 | 22.05 | 22.83 | 23.62 | 24.41 |
| Inseam length, in | 5.20 | 5.20 | 5.60 | 5.60 | 6.20 | 6.20 | 6.20 |
Dive headfirst into summer hilarity with these one-of-a-kind Chris Farley swim trunks—an ode to the iconic SNL Schmitt’s Gay sketch, reimagined in Joshy’s signature watercolor style. Picture this: shimmering turquoise and pink pool water, a vintage-style Schmitt’s Gay beer bottle on the left leg, the classic logo on the right, and Chris Farley himself—mid-swoon, flipping his sunglasses to check out some hunks—proudly printed on the right butt cheek. Yes, it’s art. Yes, it’s functional. Yes, it’s gay pool party perfection.
Made from lightweight, fast-drying 100% polyester, these trunks are built for cannonballs, flirtatious side-eyes, and spontaneous dance-offs by the cabana. Complete with mesh-lined side pockets and a breathable mesh basket lining for all-day comfort, these are your go-to trunks for Pride, pool hangs, or any backyard bash that needs a little extra fabulous.
Product Details:
• 100% polyester
• Mesh-lined side pockets
• Extra light & fast-drying fabric (3.54 oz/yd² or 120 g/m²)
• Mesh basket lining for comfort
• Drawstring waistband for the perfect fit
• Printed care label inside
Get ready to soak up summer in trunks that scream “Look at those hunks!”—literally.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist width, in | 14.50 | 15.00 | 16.00 | 16.50 | 17.50 | 18.50 | 19.00 |
| Length, in | 14.50 | 15.00 | 15.70 | 16.10 | 17.00 | 17.50 | 18.00 |
| Hip width, in | 19.69 | 20.47 | 21.26 | 22.05 | 22.83 | 23.62 | 24.41 |
| Inseam length, in | 5.20 | 5.20 | 5.60 | 5.60 | 6.20 | 6.20 | 6.20 |
Dive headfirst into summer hilarity with these one-of-a-kind Chris Farley swim trunks—an ode to the iconic SNL Schmitt’s Gay sketch, reimagined in Joshy’s signature watercolor style. Picture this: shimmering turquoise and pink pool water, a vintage-style Schmitt’s Gay beer bottle on the left leg, the classic logo on the right, and Chris Farley himself—mid-swoon, flipping his sunglasses to check out some hunks—proudly printed on the right butt cheek. Yes, it’s art. Yes, it’s functional. Yes, it’s gay pool party perfection.
Made from lightweight, fast-drying 100% polyester, these trunks are built for cannonballs, flirtatious side-eyes, and spontaneous dance-offs by the cabana. Complete with mesh-lined side pockets and a breathable mesh basket lining for all-day comfort, these are your go-to trunks for Pride, pool hangs, or any backyard bash that needs a little extra fabulous.
Product Details:
• 100% polyester
• Mesh-lined side pockets
• Extra light & fast-drying fabric (3.54 oz/yd² or 120 g/m²)
• Mesh basket lining for comfort
• Drawstring waistband for the perfect fit
• Printed care label inside
Get ready to soak up summer in trunks that scream “Look at those hunks!”—literally.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist width, in | 14.50 | 15.00 | 16.00 | 16.50 | 17.50 | 18.50 | 19.00 |
| Length, in | 14.50 | 15.00 | 15.70 | 16.10 | 17.00 | 17.50 | 18.00 |
| Hip width, in | 19.69 | 20.47 | 21.26 | 22.05 | 22.83 | 23.62 | 24.41 |
| Inseam length, in | 5.20 | 5.20 | 5.60 | 5.60 | 6.20 | 6.20 | 6.20 |
